Showing posts with label funny english. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny english. Show all posts

Thursday, February 15, 2018

The American Secret: How You Could Betray Yourself Ahead of Natives

It is no secret that English is an international language spoken in a great number of countries. This option gives people the opportunity to travel around the world and communicate with the citizens, even if they do not know the language of the country they visit.
In a majority of regions, they learn the so-called ‘standard’ English - means, its British variant. And this often unmask them - ‘gives the black cap’ (if you want to sound like an American) :D
In the USA, they have a large number of peculiar expressions. When you are in this country, like it or not, you WILL make use of words and phrases to communicate with people. And, here comes the magic - from the very first word, an American will see if you are a native or not.
In this article, I’d like to pay your attention to some ‘strange’ English phrases that are ‘okay’ for native citizens.
Ready? Off we go!

By the skin of your teeth
Some of you may think that Americans are strangers, and their teeth are covered with skin, but calm down they are the same people as you are. When they say that somebody does something by the skin of their teeth, they mean that the person has just succeeded in something.
Get out of hand
It doesn’t, actually, mean that one has butterfingers or somebody was in the hands of another person and decided to get off them. Usually, people use such an expression to tell that somebody or something became difficult to control. So, don't get rattled! It is a usual practice to hear such words from natives :) Let’s move on!
Bob’s your uncle
When you tell an American that you are going to pass a difficult exam or anything, you haven’t done before, and hear “Bob’s your uncle”, do not try to reclaim the speaker telling that Bob Marley is NOT really your uncle. Using this expression, Americans mean that everything is going to be alright, and you are going to succeed. Agree, strange, but roll with it!
Go cold turkey
No, Americans do not have supernatural power, and they can’t transform into turkeys! When they say that one goes turkey, it means that the person has suddenly decided to get rid of a quirky habit like smoking or something else.
Actually, I do not understand why a turkey, in particular.
On the ball
When you hear these words for the first time, it may seem that somebody is doing yoga, but indeed, to be on the ball means that one is very clever and perfectly catches the new information!
Find your feet
There is no need to call 911 when you hear that somebody finds their feet, it is more likely that no one has really got hurt and lost their legs. When one is finding their feet, it means that they try to get used to some new events in their life, and that’s it :)
Smell a rat
Oh sure, the person who said it to you is not an idiot, though, and they didn’t really smell a rat. Among native Americans, to smell a rat means to feel that something unfair is currently happening or is going to happen in the nearest future.
You might have no idea how easily an American can get to know whether you are native or not. So, as soon as you hear one of those, at first sight, strange words, do not rush to a conclusion that Americans are aliens - they just have some tricky ways to sense foreigners :D
If you learn all these expressions as well as search for some more examples, you are more likely to be on the ball and make even natives believe that you are one of them ;)

Thursday, December 10, 2015

The Most Confusing Words for Me


Well, my 30 day challenge is finished and I’m back with my freelance academic writing tips. I want to say that my already rooted (don’t know how deeply yet) habit of writing every day is still with me and I’m not going to quit it.
Today’s post is written rather for my sake but I hope that it will help many of you because it’s a common problem for the English language. And it doesn’t matter whether you are a native or non-native speaker.

So, the most confusing words according Lily Wilson:

1.       Proceed vs Precede

I’ve started with the most problematic ones. No matter how many times I look them up in the dictionary, I’ll mix them when writing. So, “to proceed” means “to continue”; to go on while “to precede” is to come or happen before something. Pretty simple … for now, when I see these definitions on the screen.



2.       Discreet vs Discrete

I love English but such kind of words I sometimes want to call “the most awful” not “the most confusing”. “Discreet” stands for modest and “discrete” for “separate” or “clear-cut”. They just don’t stick to these definitions in my head no matter how I train them.

3.       Site vs Sight

Well, these ones are easier. I confuse them rarely but from time to time my hand can flinch and type not the right word. “Sight” implies “a view of something”;  “site” denotes “a place”. But, still, “sightseeing” often makes me give it a second thought because it associates with visiting places.



4.       Alternately vs Alternatively

Sometimes I mix up these words. It seldom happens but the fact that it does makes me feel insecure. “Alternately” means “in turns” while “alternatively” stand for “as another option”. Talking about other confusing words, I remember the difference due to the different pronunciation. But these two sound quite similar and I think that is the reason I have problems with them.

All in all, these are the most bugging words for me when I want to apply them in my writing. I always have some kind of consult-a-dictionary indicator which pops up in my mind every time I see these words.  So, dear friends, when you doubt something, it’s 100% better to check it up than to correct the mistake someone else has pointed at.
Stay cool!

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Cyber Widow, Twoogle or I Love New English Words


I constantly come across newly coined English words while surfing the Internet. Usually they are connected with digital world and new technologies. But sometimes they just make my day :) I’ve decided to share my favorite new English words that I happily use in my everyday language!

  • procaffinating - the situation when you decide finally to do something only after drinking coffee.


Well, I think that it’s just the word I needed all my life! It perfectly describes my working process and when someone accuses me of procrastination I can easily defend myself with “Hell no! I am procaffinating.”


  • bag salmon - a passenger who moves in the opposite direction of deplaning passengers to get baggage from an overhead space.

There is always someone who is elbowing his/her way through the crowd like it’s the end of the world and he/she is running from zombies. Now, there is a special word that will help you to identify people who do this in the plane. “Hey! Who’s pushing there? - Never mind. It’s just another bag salmon”




  • lumbersexual  - a heterosexual man wearing lumberjack style outfit and a long beard
     

Coming across this word I finally understood who so called hipsters reminded me of. Lumberjacks! Men rack their brains over how to earn enough money to be stylish smoothies and pick up girls. It’s simple: just be a lumberjack! You don’t have to go to expenses because your work clothes is the hit of the season. A perfect crime :)


So, these are my personal “newbies” in English that I already use daily. I love the dynamic nature of the English language and I am always eager to find some new material to use in my writing. The world doesn’t stand still and so do people together with their main means of communication. And it’s wonderful.


I hope this post has lived up to your textpectations and you will definitely use these awesometastic words!
By the way, what are your favourite newly coined words in the English language? Let me know!